'Radioactive Xmas', by Norma Boe

This volume is composed of the following mutant stories:

1. The Elf on the Shelf
2. Santa Claus go home
3. The Christmas tree
4. Panic in the disco
5. Fatberg attacks!
6. Where the wild roses grow
7. The ghost of Christmas parallel
8. Last Christmas (killing me softly with your song)

It was all jolly jingle bells until Norma Boe arrived.
Still, the spirit of Christmas lived to tell the tale.